New Release Review and Giveaway! THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn

We’re celebrating the release of The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn! Check out my review and giveaway!
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THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST
by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Romantic Comedy

Cover designer: Meghan Quinn

BLURB:

It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.

For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.

My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.

I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.

This is my life after my happily ever after…

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Excerpt:

Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch…

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.

I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.

But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

Review:
The Goodreads synopsis of this book ends with the following disclaimer:
*** Warning: The Randy Romance Novelist is over the top, ridiculous, and is meant to make you burst out in laughter. Question the sanity of this author, and welcome over-dramatized comedy into your life. Please proceed if you would like to read about absurd tomfoolery type events, be exposed to the book world and other authors, as well as see that even in the midst of a comical combustion of nonsensical craziness (and naïve characters) love will always prevail. ***
…and really, that pretty much sums up the book. The Randy Romance Novelist is quirky and offbeat, has mind-melding amounts of sex in it and really, really bad euphemisms for sex and private parts used frequently throughout. (Seriously, if I never hear some of them again I’ll be fairly content with that, though I’ll admit that there was an awful lot of snort-laughing going on over here the last two days.) Rosie and Henry are a cute couple, even if he fears at times that she’s going to break him (sex an average of 25 times a week!) and she’s afraid that she’s allergic to his penis (which leads to a little bit too much “purple Virginia” talk, but I survived).

If you enjoyed The Virgin Romance Novelist , then you’re probably going to love its sequel. I haven’t had the chance to read book one (yet!) and therefore didn’t “get” all the references to earlier events (at least one of them–something about farting on a guy’s face?–I’m not sure Iwant to know the details of…) but despite that I had no problem enjoying this book. The really important info fromVirgin was given here; it’s just some of the details of Rosie’s quest to devirginize herself that are left on the hazy side–as they should be, because I’m pretty sure they’re one of those things you need to read for yourself.

If you’re looking for something different and in the mood for a good laugh, give this book a try!

Rating: 4 stars / B+

I received a complimentary copy in exchange for an honest review.

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About the Author:10473563_521229761373798_686149088794091070_o
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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