10 Ways to Tell if Your Date is Actually a Vampire: They only want to meet at night, using the excuse that they’re not ‘a morning person’. On a date to the beach, you catch them harassing the lady in the mini mart to check the stock room for Hawaiian Tropics factor When you get a papercut, they’re oddly excited. They’re still not over their ex. Even though the latter has been dead for two hundred years. Every time you mention a church wedding they recoil in horror*. They often refer to Eric from True Blood as someone who ‘has…
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