Top 10 things you could find out on the eve of your 15th birthday that are worse than, “You have magic!” You’re grounded Your father is a frog and you may develop warts. We’re moving to Antarctica. Here’s your coat. That pain? Oh, that’s just your tail coming in. Your mother’s family are trolls and you might experience a need to live under a bridge. Your rival has the same birthday and invited all your friends. Your brother is really your father and your sister is really your grandmother We got you socks for your birthday. The internet has crashed…
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